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1. (South Park) (8668↑, 1017↓)
The funniest parody of left wing political ideology since George Orwell's Animal Farm and 1984.

South Park makes fun of society's ignorance. Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.

2. (South Park) (5416↑, 377↓)
A show that makes fun of societys ignorance

Man,South Park was so true yesterday

3. (South Park) (4747↑, 436↓)
One of the best shows on tv ever.

Hey, lets watch the south park, it the one where Cartman finds out that is dad is actually his mom.

4. (South Park) (3723↑, 314↓)
the best effin show on the planet. Constantly makes fun of the problems in society with the ability to make you laugh your ass off.

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Garrison: What did you say? Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?

5. (South Park) (3366↑, 263↓)
easily the funniest show/movie ever made

Cartman - Nooo kitty that's my pot pie\! Kitty - Meow... Cartman - NOOO BAD KITTY BA- MOOOOOOOOOOM\! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO\! Carman's Mom - Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight\! Cartman - .......what?

6. (South Park) (2864↑, 278↓)
Quite possibly the only show on tv worth watching.
7. (south park) (2419↑, 257↓)
the bestestestest show ever.

MR. GARRISON: "what is 5 times 2?............. cmon children dont be shy." CLYDE: "12?" MR. GARRISON: "OK, now lets call on someone whos not a complete retard." –South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

8. (south park) (1444↑, 308↓)
The coolest, most funny, sick, perverted, and disgusting show ever made.

The only people who do not think South park is funny are gay.

9. (south park) (1130↑, 158↓)
the best show in the world

My mom says theres alot of black people in china.... the dodge ball episode

10. (south park) (1088↑, 189↓)
A cartoon on Comedy Central The BEST animated show EVER made... Kyle rules all

South Park is on in 5 minutes\!\! WHERE'S THE REMOTE?\!?\!?\!\!?

11. (south park) (820↑, 71↓)
one of the funniest shows i have ever seen...condemned by a lot of people because its vulgar but really, all the episodes (and the movie) have a message...fucking hilarious...

"Cartman, you have an 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of you ass\!\!" "Sure guys, what-EVER\!"

12. (South Park) (800↑, 99↓)
A popular show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Based off of a cartoon they made in college, The Spirit Of Christmas, it has become popular with many 15-26 year olds in the last 8 years. In the past half-decade adolescent pre-teens and degenerates began to watch, imitate and sue, similar to MTV's Jackass stunt show. The show, currently airing Wednesdays on Comedy Central, is ulitimately a big middle finger to society's ignorance and utter stupidity, mixing political and pop culture jokes with vulgarity.

South Park is one of the best shows of the nineties, along with Seinfeld.

13. (South Park) (748↑, 84↓)
Probaby the funniest shit known to man or beast.

John saw an episode of South Park and laughed for the rest of his life.

14. (South Park) (643↑, 79↓)
The funniest, most shocking, and relevant show on television. Incorporates all aspects of comedy, though it is less scatalogical than it used to be. To idiots, this is a bad thing and it automatically disqualifies South Park as a relevant sociopolitical voice. But the same people who write off South Park are the ones who don't care about the world around them.

South Park is the most clever show on television.

15. (south park) (473↑, 55↓)
A show that makes fun of the horrible system we call society, lot of bad things but mostly true

Nambla, Wal-Mart, crippled people, and cussing

16. (South Park) (455↑, 98↓)
the best show that is worth watching. it makes fun of the news and makes CNN look like shit. it is cool and kick ass.

man 1- u wanna watch south park loser-they suck and they are gay man 2- lets kick his ass man 1-ok man 1 and 2- (are kicking loser's ass)

17. (South Park) (378↑, 59↓)
Extremelly funny cartoon that has extreme amounts of profanity but still makes a good points that can really make you think "Why do you people keep fighting wars about pleasing god and going to heaven and instead make the earth more heaven like" Not exact quote but line similar is in an episode that has a great message to Jews and Muslims in middle east to stop the damn fighting

South Park is sweeetttt

18. (south park) (379↑, 100↓)
a quit little red ned-neck, white trash, trailer town, mountain town.

South park is fuckin sweet\!

19. (south park) (334↑, 74↓)
a really great show to watch stoned. its on practically everday on comedy central at like 930. its about four boys who usually find themselves in crazy situations, and dont really think its a huge deal. there are really random things in the show that are just soooo hilarious. one of the best episodes i think is chinpokemon or weight gain 4000

cartman: but maaaam i wanjnakjfnskngsgjslkgjamlsfgl mrs cartman: okay, dont pick ur nose hon kyle: cartman u r such a fatass that when people walk down the street they say god damn thats a big fat ass cartman: EHH some guy: god damn thats a big fat ass

20. (South Park) (267↑, 42↓)
One of the coolest shows ever to air on Comedy Central.

Kyle's mom is a big fat bit.. she's the biggest bit.. in the whole wide world... South Park, the movie.

21. (South Park) (314↑, 95↓)
a fucking funny cartoon. if you dont like south park then you are gay,not metrosexual, just gay

South Park narrator: The following presentation is brought to you in spooky vision and will be accompanied by pictures of Barbara Streisand voice: agghhhh\!\!\!

22. (south park) (257↑, 39↓)
A show thats really fun to describe to people who haven't seen it.

There's this one South Park where Kenny gets hit by a bus, and it takes him to Mexico, and he thinks hes in hell.

Author: It was truth or dare, dammit\! TRUTH OR DARE\!\! http://south-park.urbanup.com/1109076
23. (South Park) (225↑, 52↓)
The coolest show on television where this dude named cartman gets to OwN all.

"Meow,No kitty thats my pot pie" SHEEEEEEET\!

24. (South Park) (219↑, 56↓)
Best show ever created

I think i'm in love with Cartman on the best show ever created....South Park

25. (south park) (211↑, 54↓)
A television show created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The show runs on Comedy Central. A movie was created: South Park - Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. The main goal of this show is to shock people and push television restrictions to its edge. (fact: Cable can say whatever it wants as long as the advertisers agree, and if you have as many viewers as South Park, you can push the limit.)

\<Grandpa\>God damnit, Jimmy, I told you to stop watching South Park. Your young and I'm old, I can't accept any new ideas so you can't either. \<Jimmy\> Gee, gramps, you need to shut the fu... shut the fah.... shut the fuaa.... CK up\! What a terrific audience.

26. (South Park) (187↑, 38↓)
1. An uberawesome TV show 2. A street in my city (I kid you not)

Goin' on down to South Park town, gonna meet some friends of mine.

27. (south park) (191↑, 46↓)
the funniest animated show ever created. airs on comedy central.

Kyle: Ahh\! They killed Kenny\! Stan: Those Bastards\!

28. (South park) (183↑, 39↓)
The best show on telivision. Always makes fun of current events and society. During the Terri Schivo case, a south park was made (the psp episode), and when mexican immigration was at an all time high, they made an episode for that (the goobacks). The funniest episode is about the 2004 election. It makes fun of the election and PETA. South Park has four main charecters called [Kenny], [Stan Marsh], [Kyle Brofloski], and [cartman]. Has won numerous emmy's and always stays fresh by adding new charecters. New charecters added have been Token, Jimmy, and Timmy. Old charecters that have died off were Ms. Choksondick and Ms. crabtree. It was created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Stupid hippie: South park makes fun of conservitists, PETA, and is a bad influence for children. IT should be taken off of the air\! Me: Screw you, hippie\!

29. (south park) (167↑, 32↓)
The best fucking show in the history of TV.

South Park kicks so much ass, it almost hurts.

30. (South Park) (181↑, 52↓)
The best fucking show in the world\!\!\! Biotch\!

'South Park is the best fucking show in the world\!\!\! Biotch\!\!\!'

31. (south park) (136↑, 25↓)
A show about four boys who live in South Park.It runs on Comedy Central at 9:30 Tuesday,Wendsday,and Thursday,and there are new ones Wendsday.

South Park is the greatest show in the world and if you don't agree you can kiss my ass\!

Author: the one called moose http://south-park.urbanup.com/160596
32. (south park) (146↑, 35↓)
One of the only good TV shows on now. Created by the sexy Trey Parker and his best friend Matt Stone.

That episode of "South Park" last night was excellent.

33. (south park) (162↑, 54↓)
The reason I have cable.

South Park Quote: Jesus: "Quick, I need to know how to kill a giant stone Abraham Lincoln?" Moses: "Um.............with a giant stone John Wilkes Boothe?"

34. (south park) (130↑, 36↓)
The BEST show ever to air\!

Me-Lets watch south park\! Amber-That show is sooo gay\! Me-NO IT AINT*POUNCES ON AMBER*

35. (south park) (132↑, 40↓)
the most kick ass show ever created, if you havent bought the first season ond dvd yet this would be your ultimate bible

cartman- god kitty you are such a f*cking dill doe cartmans mom (the dirty slut)-well then i no a special kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight

36. (South Park) (122↑, 31↓)
best fuckin show that has ever fuckin been on the fuckin tv. ....bitch

^^^^^^ explaines it all.

Author: mmmeeeggghhhaannnnn http://south-park.urbanup.com/770050
37. (South Park) (141↑, 55↓)
The next best thing now that [Beavis and Butthead] are gone (:^[). And in the next episode, Kenny dies (again).

Respect mah authoritah\!\!\!

38. (south park) (108↑, 27↓)
The greatest thing ever. Has had a kick ass tv show for 8 years and spawned a fantastic movie.

"I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth"-Butters. South park is great.

39. (South park) (116↑, 37↓)
Once (and still is) an original, provocative, and hilarious show, somewhat like the earlier Simpsons; now threatened to fall on the brink of appeasement for younger audiences, causing possible deterioration just like its predecessor became.

"Officer Barbrady: Oh wait I thought of something\! ....Oh, never mind that was substraction" Ah, too bad good things don't last forever

40. (South Park) (123↑, 49↓)
Good Show. Stan is the man. Kyle is not as cool as Stan. Kenny is cool because he dies alot. Cartman,what can I say about Cartman that won`t take up this whole page? SEXY BEAST\!\!

"Only 12 hours until the season premier of South Park' "If this South Park marathon lasts until 5a.m. we`re gonna need some more coffee"

41. (south park) (111↑, 38↓)
yay south park\!\!

the best episode was the aspen episode

Author: godofthunder89012 http://south-park.urbanup.com/403874
42. (South Park) (99↑, 26↓)
An animated show featured mainly on Comedy Central about the lives of four 10 year olds-Cartman, a fat, rascist asshole, Kyle, a Jewish kid who usually doesn't follow fads and is ridiculed for it, Stan, similar to Kyle, but more likely to follow along with the crowd, and Kenny, the most perverted of the four, who is famous for dying in every episode for the first five seasons. The show mocks the stupider aspects of society with no mercy, and rarely depicts celebrities or politicians in a respectable manner. For intance, Paris Hilton coughed up semen, insulted people needlessly, demanded ownership of Butters Stotch (as a pet), and had sex with a pineapple before being shoved up Mr. Slave's ass. While some episodes are semi-realistic, most are downright fucked-up in the most awesome way possible, a prime example being the scene where the boys are running through a drug dealer's strip club make guns with their hands and yelling "bangbang bang"...while being shot at, with a stripper wandering around going "Dance? Anyone want a dance?" Now quit reading this definition and buy the fucking movie.

Cartman: Kyle...all those times I made fun of you? I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew. Kyle:...Yes I am\! I am a Jew\! Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself... South Park is awesome.

43. (south park) (84↑, 14↓)
sweeeet show & movie duuude here they come:

"It's coming....global warming\!\!\!" "'Hey, what r u guys playing?' 'Harry Potter\!' 'Ha\! Fags\!'" "Kyle, when have I ever called you a jew?" "Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sexual Harassment Panda. Who explains sexual harassment to you and me? Sexual Harassment Panda. 'Don't say that\! Don't touch there\! Don't be nasty\!' says the silly bear. He's come to tell you what's right and wrong. Sexual Harassment Panda..... Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda." "Mom, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet\!" "Beware of manbearpig\!...half man, half bear, and half pig\!...now people will take me SUPER CEREAL" (Al Gore) "'You've lost all your friends, and now you're going to juvenille court. Was it worth it?' 'Totttallyyyyyy'" "'Oh my god they killed Kenny\!' 'You bastards\!'" "It's attack of the gingers\!" "Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER\! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks\! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER\! Rated PG-13." "Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT\! It's 24-carrot comedy\! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT\! Rated PG-13." "Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp\! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp\! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp\! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum\! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13." "'What happened?' 'He got served.' 'Oh, my god, is he okay'" And SO MUCH MORE\!\!\! South Park

Author: Polina Senderova http://south-park.urbanup.com/1928348
44. (South Park) (94↑, 25↓)
A clever show that pokes fun at society. The minute people see how crappy the animation is they dismiss it at crap but in reality it is a very smart show.

Curse your black heart Barbara Streisand\! ................South Park is funny....................

45. (South Park) (72↑, 8↓)
Perhaps the greatest satire of American culture ever.

Mrs. Garrison: "I don't even know how lesbians make love... unless you like, scissors or something." South Park, April 2007

46. (south park) (81↑, 20↓)
Definition: A hit series that orginally started off as a college project created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. South Park revolves around four eight year old children, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartmen, and Kenny McCormick. The boys go through a series of odd adventures in each episode, usually totally exaggerated and with a message in the ending. As of more recent seasons, the episodes have revolved more around politcal affairs than before, but still has an even balance of humor to keep it addictive. The crude style of the show used to be cardboard cutouts of the characters. Watching older episodes reveals a shadow behind every character and object, however in the newer episodes, there is none. South Park is currently done using Maya, a 3-d rendering program, with additional help from other programs as well. Although South Park may seem to have some questionable dialect, it is considered by many as one of the most clever and best cartoons to hit the western civilization. -KC

PersonA: "Did you see the newest SOUTH PARK episode??? PersonB: "Is'nt that the one where Stan's dad drinks too much and think he is sick??" PersonA: "Yeah\!" PersonB: "It talked about how those drinking rehab centers try to fuck you up\! What they said was so true\!" -These are not my opinions, just an example.

47. (South Park) (71↑, 13↓)
The best cartoon series known to man. Also the most watched program on Comedy Central. Not for those whose ears burn when touched by the dirtiest of words. It is aired Monday-Thursday at 9:30 PM, with an extra episode at 10 on Wednesdays.

Person 1- OMG\! 36 HOUR NARUTO MARATHON \@ NINE THIRTY\! Person 2- You're thirty years old and still watch that crap. Ever heard of "moving on with life"? Person 1-STFU OR I USE WASABIRAMENSUSHI-JUTSU ON U\! Person 2-Screw that, I'll be watching South Park. Person 1-*throws cardboard kunai at Person 2 and misses* Person 2- -_-

Author: AhmGoudAdSpellenk http://south-park.urbanup.com/2443806
48. (south park) (80↑, 27↓)
The funniest TV show that was ever made. The four main characters are Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, and Stan. Stan and Kyle are best friends. Kenny dies in almost every episode until Season 6. Whenever he dies: Stan: "Oh my god, you/they killed Kenny\!" Kyle: You [Bastard]\! . The first episode was aired in April 1997. South Park was created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Trey and Matt listen to real 8 or 9 year old boys when they think that they're alone and record what they say and put it in the show. South Park is on Comedy Central and UPN.

If you don't like South Park you are gay\!

Author: south park is fucking awesome http://south-park.urbanup.com/2096264
49. (south park) (107↑, 54↓)
My tv Bible...this show rules along w/ Simpsons and Malcom In the Middle
50. (south park) (65↑, 14↓)
A show that shows the true meaning of life, and makes fun of society.

Butters - "Aha\! the Simpsons already did that\!" Cartman - "So, dude the Simpsons have done everything." - South Park

51. (South Park) (75↑, 26↓)
The best TV show ever made. Anyone who doesn't like South Park either 1. Hasn't watched it or 2. Is a complete and utter retard fag

Cartmen:*To Stan* Maybe we can't find heaven because someone is a J-O-O Kyle: GODDAMNIT CARTMEN\! South Park \> Simpsons

Author: RespectMaAuthoritah http://south-park.urbanup.com/1898279
52. (south park) (64↑, 16↓)
Still a great show, that sometimes makes fun of current events and sometimes just makes fun of society. Other times, it's completely random. Some people find some episodes good, and others not so good, depending on how easily offended they are and what the episode is about. (for example, almost everyone can relate to the "Chinpokomon" episode, where obviously others may be offended by and therefore dislike the episode "Ginger Kids" (I loved that episode)).Finding an episode funny can also depend on whether you like more complex humour or crude humour (mostly provided by Cartman) because each episode features both in varying amounts. Ignore the sudden increase in ignorant, negative definitions of Southpark. These are provided by delusional hippies that believe TV programs and computer games are responsible for a degrading society. In fact society can make up its own mind about what is right and wrong; entertainment does not do that for us.

Delusional hippy: "Thanks to South Park and GTA the general youth of today are using vulgar language in every sentence, using drugs, and disrespecting their parents." Me: Have you even watched an episode of South Park? I doubt it. Stop whining and go hug a tree. Oh wait a minute, I need a spliff and have to go use vulgar language towards my parents because I watch South Park.

53. (south park) (91↑, 43↓)
A crude, satirical cartoon show on Comedy Central, created in 1997 by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. South Park shows a day in the life of 4 foul-mouthed grade schoolers and the townsfolk of a white-trash, redneck mountain town. The show is notorious for being one of the very first mainstream cartoons geared directly towards adults. The show is currently running into its 9th season, and was also made into a movie, entitled South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

54. (South Park) (68↑, 23↓)
A show that's way better than Family Guy.

Cartman owns your mom :) South Park is hella fucking sweet. :D

Author: your mom is a dildo http://south-park.urbanup.com/3214283
55. (South Park) (68↑, 23↓)
A hilarious low-budget animated cartoon series that has been successfully making people laugh since 1998. Unlike douchebags such as Carlos Mencia, South Park's creators actually deliver their humor in an original, clever, and witty way while still inserting their political opinions.

South Park is hilarious

Author: JukeJointJezebel http://south-park.urbanup.com/1856772
56. (south park) (66↑, 21↓)
1.A big empty [basin] in [Colorado] with nothing for miles around. 2. A show on [Comedy Central] created by [Trey Parker] and [Matt Stone] which shows a awesome town there instead.

Me: You know, no one actually lives in South Park. Other Guy: Shut Up\! I know it's real\!

57. (South Park) (82↑, 41↓)
probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on [comedy central] and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan.

[south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda] Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…" Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here\! Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool. Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker. Cartman: What did you call me? Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker. Cartman: That does it\! I am suing you for sexual harassment\! Petey: Uh-oh. Stan: What? Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time\! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money. Petey: That's right, he can. Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker\! Cartman: Oh, you did it again\! You all heard him\! Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."

Author: south_park_kicks_ass http://south-park.urbanup.com/1777725
58. (South Park) (65↑, 25↓)
probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on [comedy central] and upn. main characters are [cartman], [kyle], [kenny], and [stan].

(south park episode 306: [sexual harassment panda]) Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…" Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here\! Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool. Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker. Cartman: What did you call me? Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker. Cartman: That does it\! I am suing you for sexual harassment\! Petey: Uh-oh. Stan: What? Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time\! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money. Petey: That's right, he can. Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker\! Cartman: Oh, you did it again\! You all heard him\! Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."

Author: south_park_kicks_ass http://south-park.urbanup.com/1777728
59. (South Park) (66↑, 33↓)
The funniest cartoon show on television. Audience is more conservative. Way better then family guy, which leans towards liberals. :P

"See\! I told you if you don't eat meat you turn into a p*ssy\!" - Cartman, South Park

60. (south park) (29↑, 4↓)
Honest, unapologetic satyrical comedy that airs on Comedy Central. Early episodes were crude, politically incorrect (and hilarious) and followed the lives of 4 boys in a small Colorado mountain town. Has evolved into one of the smartest social commentaries in popular culture, lampooning any topic. Usually very accurate in putting society in perspective. Often misunderstood by people too shallow to see beneath the shows surface appearance as a crude and politically incorrect show about children who swear a lot. People who dislike the show are often: old, have no sense of humor, stupid or belong to a group the show has made fun of.

1: "Hey, let's go watch South Park." 2: "No, that show is sophomoric at best." 1: "Oh, so you're a South Park fag." 2: "What's that?" 1: "A heterosexual who needs to get over them self and quit being a douche." 2: "Fuck you, asshole." 1: "That's the spirit."

Author: Captain Awesomeo http://south-park.urbanup.com/4353189
61. (South Park) (31↑, 7↓)
The best show ever made It makes fun of society, in a purely genius way. They creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, are possibly the most clever guys to ever exist. South Park is the best show to ever exist. And it's the best that ever will exist.

South Park Quotes\south\ park Cartman: I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive. -Tonsil Touble ___ Kyle: Dude, you have *sex* with *children*. Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you. Kyle: Seriously. -NAMBLA episode ___

62. (South Park) (25↑, 3↓)
One of the best shows on TV. First broadcasted in 1997. Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The show has 4 main characters. Stan Marsh, Kyle Brofloski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McKormick. They are four eight-year-old boys that live in South Park Colorado. Stan, is often considered the main character. He is really a typical American boy and does things and is in situations that many people can relate to. Kyle is Stan's best friend and is the only Jewish boy in South Park. Eric (usually called Cartman) could also be considered the main character. He is the racist one of the group that has a weight problem and is possibly psychopathic. Kenny is the character that usually dies in every episode and is the poor one of the group. He wears a hooded coat, which prevents you from ever seeing his face. The show usually makes fun of controversial events, politics, famous people, fads, and everyday life. There are currently more than one-hundred episodes, and two movies.

Mike- Man South Park is so damn funny. Nick- So true

Author: Your Biological Father http://south-park.urbanup.com/4176305
63. (south park) (32↑, 12↓)
The best show in the past, present, and future of the world. Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovsky, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick make up the kickass characters in this great show. Cartman's a Nazi fat kid with a hatred of hippies, gingers, jews, and basically every group he's not a part of. Kyle's a normal, fun loving jew kid. Stan's your average shmoe, and Kenny's so poor, he eats pop tarts for dinner every night. NEW EPISODES OF SOUTH PARK EVERY WEDNESDAY ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

Shut up, you fucking Jew. (cartman) But Moooooooooooooooom, i (gibberish) TOMORROW\! (cartman) Shut up, fatass\! (kyle) mmm fmmm hmmfhm hmfmfmhf hmmm\! (kenny) that's totally uber 1337 kool. (stan) Mr. Hat is gonna slap you bitches up. (Mrs. Garrison) south park, the best show on earth

64. (South Park) (40↑, 22↓)
THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER\! the main characters are kyle, kenny wich keeps dieing & somehow coming back to life, stan, and obese racist, but funny eric. (SOUTH PARK BEATS FAMILY GUY BY A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG SHOT\!) BTW: south park is not a real town for those who are retarted (no offence)

south park kicks ass allllllllllll the way\! you can watch free whole episodes \@ southparkstudios.com, when you get to the site just click full episodes\!

Author: the guy who's a south park fan http://south-park.urbanup.com/3709537
65. (south park) (84↑, 68↓)
An expression of the white, straight, middle-class American male's perceived "oppression" at the hands of feminists, liberals and gays.

omg if u dont liek south park ur gay\!\!\!

66. (South Park) (21↑, 7↓)
The best, funniest, and most worthy to be watched show EVER\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

on episodes of south park: Ex \#1 Mr. Garrison:ok class wats 5x2.......come on dont be shy clyde Clyde: 12 Mr.Garrison: ok how bout someone whos not a complete retard ...kyle Kyle:i think i no the answer mr. garrison Cartman:mmhmhmhmhmh Kyle: shut up fat boy Cartman: dont call me fat u f****** jew Mr. garrison: eric did u just say the f word Cartman: wat? jew? Kyle:no hes talking about f*** u cant say f*** in school f****** fat a** Mr. Garrison: KYLE\! Cartman: y the f*** not Mr. Garrison: ERIC\! Stan: dude u just said f*** again Mr. Garrison: STANLEY\! Kenny: f*** Mr. Garrison: KENNY\! Cartman: wats the big deal it doesnt hurt anybody f*** f****** f** Mr.Garrison: how would u like to go see the school counsler Cartman: how would u like to suck my balls Mr.Garrison: wat did u say\!\!\! Cartman: im sorry im sorry actually wat i said was *gets loudspeaker* how would u like to suck my balls mr. garrison Stan: holy sh** dude -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ex \#2 kitty: meow cartman:no kitty thiz iz my pot pie kitty: meow cartman: no kittys a bad kitty thiz iz my pot pie kitty: hsss cartman: mom kittys bein a dildo cartmans mom: then i no a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonite cartman: .....wat???

67. (South Park) (41↑, 28↓)
Basically the bible.

South Park, Bible, same thing.

68. (South Park) (13↑, 2↓)
A hilarious comedy show about Eric Cartman, Kyle Brofloski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick living in a redneck town called South Park. It shows what it is like living in a small town and often involves social commentary. However, the show gets very preachy when it makes fun of politics by promoting their own. Other than that, its awesome\!

Watch South Park\! You will die laughing.

69. (South Park) (18↑, 7↓)
My religion.

Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.” Jesus: Who said that? Stan: You did, Jesus. Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys\! Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible? Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek. Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent. Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it\! Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something. Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement. Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight? Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers. Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line. Token: I don't know how to play the bass. Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass. Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes. Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line\! Token: [Plays the bass expertly] Oh, goddammit. south park rocks :)

70. (South Park) (15↑, 4↓)
The funniest fucking show ever created.

South Park is the best show on the planet. Its fucking brilliant\!

71. (South Park) (12↑, 2↓)
An excellent and funny show that makes fun of society, consisting of four ten-year olds who swear a lot. Yet most of the people who watch it are ignorant teenagers, and they make fun of Jews/Asians/Black people because they think it's 'cool' since Cartman does it. Cartman is definitely hilarious, but the whole point of his character is to make FUN of Racism. Teenagers who watch the show also don't realize Jews made the show.

Ignorant teenager: haha joos are dum so ar asians and black people duh Intelligent teenager: Shut up, idiot. Jews made the South Park. Ignorant teenager: nuh uh then y would they make fun of joos hahah take that pwned Intelligent teenager: If you are a certain race or religion, it's a whole lot easier to make fun of yourself. But of course you wouldn't understand that since your an average, white, Christian teenager.

72. (South Park) (36↑, 26↓)
only one of teh best shows on tv next to family guy, simpons and futurama

teh only ppl who dont think south park is funny are gay.

73. (South Park) (6↑, 2↓)
a show that makes fun of every type of person, generally to point out how stupid steriotypes are. u cant get mad at south park bc it makes fun of everyone.

South Park makes fun of:gingers, jews, poor ppl, homeless ppl, homeschooled kids, the pope, fat ppl, mormons, scientologists, and much much more

Author: goPACKgo147e3664172367 http://south-park.urbanup.com/5498686
74. (South Park) (5↑, 1↓)
(Unknown to anyone who doesn't live in Colorado) a REAL town which a tv show was based off of by two men from South Park, Colorado. That's right all you Cartman lovers out there. IT'S A REAL PLACE\! But its actually awfully boring there

Yeah, my dad is dragging me up to South Park to go fishing

Author: anonymouspersonfromcolorado http://south-park.urbanup.com/5412082
75. (South Park) (2↑, 0↓)
South Park is an American comedy sitcom that points out and makes fun of the ignorance and stupidity in society. The child characters are way too fucking adorable for anyone's eyes and the dialogue is hilarious. If you like Family Guy, why?\!?\! Get your ass to Comedy Central and see what doesn't use random jokes and is actually realistic. That is why it is funny, bitches. Respect its goddamn authority.

The [scientology] [South Park] episode may seem stupid, but it shows how ridiculous the 'religion' actually is.

76. (South Park) (14↑, 17↓)
Better than Family Guy

South park is better than Family Guy because Family Guy's jokes are written by manatees.

77. (South Park) (23↑, 26↓)
The BEST show on the whole fucking planet if you hate it your a fucking retard\!\!\!\!\!\!\! But, if you listen to everything it says that makes you a retard too. But, Oh well\!\! It rocks\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Stan"Omg they killed kenny\!\!" Kyle"You bastards\!" Never gets old south park is a classic\!\!\!\!

78. (south park) (18↑, 23↓)
the best goddam show in the world keepin kids out in mastic rofl 4 hours

Nukka 1: that south park is da shit homie\! nukka 2: true dat n btw FUK ALL THEM BITCH ASS POLICE

79. (south park) (39↑, 47↓)
Not only is it a popular cartoon on Comedy Central, it is also a common fighting place. This sacred place is located in Genoa, Nebraska and was started by local Twin River students.

Mrs. Cook invited her rival Mrs. Wilgocki down to South Park. South Park after school\! Two on two\!

80. (South Park) (11↑, 20↓)
The Worst Show To Ever Air In The History Of Television

SP Fan: OMG South Park is the greatest show ever\! Normal Person: Why all they do is the same crap every episode, Kenny dies, Cartman Hates on Jews, Kyle and Stan complain about everything what is so great about this show? SP Fan:Fuck You\!\! You Stupid Asshole Fuck You\!\!\!\!\!

Author: South Park Sucks http://south-park.urbanup.com/5718371
81. (south park) (7↑, 17↓)
Most commonly known as the funniest animated show ever; this phrase also means to insert something in one's anus.

If you don't shut up about my girlfriend I will south park my foot in your asshole.

82. (south park) (22↑, 32↓)
the best and stupidest show at the same time. You have little fuckers that go around doing dumb shit that is hilarious.

Hi fellas welcome to south park

Author: everyonesuckhuge http://south-park.urbanup.com/2768598
83. (South Park) (28↑, 47↓)
The South Park community of Houston, Texas is a broad development in the south-central area of the city, just south of MacGregor Park (from which it gets its name) and the 610 Loop. According to the 2000 Census, the community has a population of 22,282. 81% of the South Park population is African American, compared to 25% for the city as a whole. Houston's Martin Luther King Boulevard (formerly called South Park Boulevard) runs through the area. The boundaries for South Park are as follows: North: South Loop 610 South: Beltway 8 East: Mykawa Road West: Cullen Blvd The area is also infamous in the region as the origin of codeine cough syrup abuse, which spread across Houston and the Gulf Coast in the 1990s; this part of Houston is the birth of Chopped & screwed music. South Park is a notoriously dangerous section of Houston, as murders, prostitution, rapes, and carjackings have been mostly committed in this section of Houston. Rappers South Park Mexican, Scarface, Phenomenon kid , K-Rino, Point Blank and the group South Park Coalition are from South Park. John Edward "Big Hawk" Hawkins and the legendary Screwed Up Records and Tapes are part of South Park rap history also. High schools in the South Park area include Jones High School and Sterling.

I heard them boys got some potent drank in South park. I know a butt-naked spot in South park where you can get served up.

84. (south park) (41↑, 65↓)
A funny show that stopped making good episodes in 2006

Starting with the demise of Chef, it went downhill. I know about the tension between Matt+Trey and Isaac Hayes, but watching that episode felt like being caught between two kids yelling at each other and the kids are also your parents. Oh well, there's always South park reruns.

Author: hello i like south park it is a funny show http://south-park.urbanup.com/2791417
85. (south park) (8↑, 35↓)
An expression of the straight, white middle-class American male's perceived "oppression" at the hands of feminists, liberals and gays.

omg if u dont liek south park ur gay u fag\!\!\!\!

86. (south park) (10↑, 44↓)
An expression of the white, straight middle-class American male's perceived "oppression" at the hands of feminists, liberals and gays.

omg if u dont liek south park ur gay u fag\!\!\!\!\!

87. (south park) (46↑, 91↓)
A really small town in Colorado with a population of less then 200.

It's in COLORADO NOT Canada\!

Author: guest drone \#89 http://south-park.urbanup.com/941230
88. (south park) (22↑, 132↓)
A mall where ghetto mexicans go to engorge themselves on taquitos, flautas, and beans and buy clothing that they have to struggle to fit onto their large buttocks and hips from stores such as Pacsun and Hot Topic, since most mexicans who are poor seem to love to play this game that they are not only rich but attractive and sexy. Unfortunately for the rest of society who has to witness the spectacle, they often fail miserably and end up looking like the tacky trash God made them to be. Amen.

" Ey wey lets go get some tacos and head over to Old Navy with the hombres, I'll be meeting Monica, she just got here, she just arrived in a cow wagon, the feds didn't see her she blends in with the cows wey. Oda la wey, look at these pants from Hot Topic, size 2? I can make them hombres with determination" - Too bad for Jose he cannot, the laws of physics look down upon him with merciless eyes.

Author: John Kerry is my King. http://south-park.urbanup.com/1201357
89. (South Park) (72↑, 184↓)
The show's been taking itself too seriously for the past few seasons. It's still funny, and it's gotten better in the latest season, but half the time it seems they're more interested in making uninsightful social commentary than in being funny.

I quickly change the channel whenever the Pledge of Allegiance/pedophile priests episode of "South Park" comes on.

90. (south park) (79↑, 224↓)
south park is an awesome show that has recently become boring and focuses on trying to make fun of americas society instead of trying to make the audience laugh their asses off like they use to. dont get me wrong, here, its still funny, just not as. and it is no longer animated with cardboard because, if you read the credits on one of the first episodes(1) and compare with one of the later ones(2) you will notice that on (1) it says 'cut-n-pasters,' indicating cardboard, but on (2) there is only 'animators' therefore resulting in the conclusion the the(2) episodes are more than likely computer animated. and if any of the creators are 'sexy' it wouold have to be matt ,because he at least has hair. and i dont agree with people saying that if you dont like south park you are gay, i think that many people dont watch it or like it because they have kids, they find it offensive, they are more mature, or they just dont think its appropraite for anybody.

i dont feel like giveing an example. has anyone else wondered if george bush watches south park?

Author: extremely pissed off girl http://south-park.urbanup.com/1357007
91. (south park) (67↑, 216↓)
A good show that losers claim to watch so they can sound cool

Josh: Did you see that one South Park where Kenny dies? Me: Go to hell

92. (south park) (44↑, 229↓)
1. a comedy show, using only cut-out paper figures, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. It features immature, elementary students cursing and discussing adult issues (especially sex) 2. an old mining town; present day Fairplay, Colorado

Did you watch that episode of South Park last week where Kenny dies?

93. (south park) (79↑, 333↓)
A show that was good once, but went to crap. The animation style was sub-par and the writers relied on shock humor to get a lsugh. Funny for a week then it just gets old.

Hey F***K you...I'm a g*dd**n South Park character. All I can do is F*****g swear because I have a s***ty vocabulary. I'm only funny to third grade f**ks who think that swearing is funny.

94. (South Park) (128↑, 408↓)
1. An overrated cartoon about four kids who do stupid stuff and make fun of each other. The older South Park episodes are really funny, mainly because they weren't so much about social issues as they were about the main characters acting dumb for the hell of it. Nowadays South Park relies too much on current events to be funny. It also seems too preachy. Like the Simpsons, the newer South Park episodes lack certain qualities that made the old ones great. Cartman's still pretty funny though. 2. A part of Colorado. South Park's not the name of a town, but rather a large portion of Southern Colorado or something.

1. "Hello Children\!" "Hey Chef" 2. South Park's a pretty boring place to visit.

95. (south park) (66↑, 352↓)
the show in which a poor little boy dies, and a fat piece of shit makes fun of a jew

Kenny- "mmmphhhmaffuddfh" Cartman-"Shut up Kenny" Kyle-"Shut up Fat-ass" Cartman-"Shut your mouth you stupid jew

96. (south park) (47↑, 343↓)
ONce a truly great show, it loses some of it's entertainment value when you realize how effing misogynist the creator is. It used to be quite funny but now is reduced to issue of the week type storylines that use the fact that the show can be made in under a week rather than the 3 months it usually takes other animated programs to make it seemas though it is unusually insightful when in reality it is just really cheap. It used to be the big envelope pusher on TV but has snice been totally eclipsed by Family Guy.

Watch any episdoe dealing with women and tell me trey parker doesn't have deep rooted women issues.

97. (South Park) (103↑, 643↓)
At first, you are awed by the balls that the creators have in making a show as cheeky as this. But you soon realize what it is: A crappy cartoon that disguises itself as something cool by offending people and cursing nonstop. Once you get bored with the constant cursing, sex jokes, and other trash, you realize this show is just fecal matter expelled through the assholes of both Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Kid: Oh, look\! It's South Park\! Cartman: You ****ing **** little **** \!\! (insert 5 minutes of off-and-on bleeping here)\! I hate you\! I hate you all\! Go to Hell\! (Insert 20 minutes of nonstop bleeping here) SHOW OVER\! (Credits roll) Kid: Oh my god this is soo cool\! Mom: Son, if you want to hear endless cursing, I will happily invite over your neighbor, Tommy\! You know, the kid with tourettes syndrome? Kid: But Mom, he's not a cartoon\! Mom: So? Do I have to convince the people at Comedy Central to make a cartoon character of Tommy?

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